You can overindulge in many things, but gratitude isn't one of them. The more you practice it, the happier and healthier you'll be. That's why I invested countless hours in this 2025 recap, regardless of how many views it gets. LFG.

SINGING GRAMS

Singing telegrams continue to be my bread and butter, both financially and spiritually. For a window into that world, peep the “micro doc” that David Lynch alum Jason S. directed. Succinctly summarizing the joy, laughter and core memories facilitated by 200 plus singing telegrams is no easy task. But here goes nothing.

A vasectomy survivor was surprised by a singing hot dog.
A lawyer was confetti bombed by Prichard Simmons.
A retiree is still singing the “I Will Survive” rework we delivered on her last day.
A “Bootylicious” dino tail was twerked at a bridal shower.
A 2 year-old clapped along to his mom's “Dick in a Box” Christmas serenade.
A mom-to-be got her baby shower stripper wish...kind of;
A drag Hooters server crashed a Hooters alum's birthday.
A singing gorilla sported a Hawaiian shirt with the telegram recipient's face on it.
A 60th bday gal was reunited with her 50th bday singing Tigger.
A rapping / singing hot dog gifted a nail tech a blowup doll.
A diaper-clad Cupid surprised a nurse in her nursing home foyer.
Naked Cowboy surprised a Greeley bday gal in her own home.
A Lakewood office employee's 60th bday was made legendary by a Bday Bee.
A bespectacled rapping unicorn made a retiring mom laugh cry.
A tutu-clad ape rapped Ice Cube for a man of the cloth on his 40th.
Animal rescue volunteers are still feline good about their cat man thank you gram.
Prichard Simmons made an Orangetheory Fitness instructor LOL
Law firm staff and their holiday party guests were sung about in an epic Gloria Gaynor rework.
A Korean matriarch's 70th bday was celebrated by a singing duo.
A blind boss was surprised in his home office by a singer wearing subtly audible tinsel.
A hair stylist was pranked by a fake client on her 10-year workiversary.
Drag Princess Leia proved music is a love language in Golden.
Spider-Man helped a soldier celebrate both her anniversary with her baby daddy from a distance
A unicorn facilitated laughter and singalongs on a departing publicist's last day.
A woman on the verge of heart surgery was uplifted by bedside serenades.
Marshmello reinforced a musical bond between a mother and her son.
An emotional widow's first Mother's Day without her husband was processed via sentimental songs.

We also led uplifting singalongs in a Parker classroom, a Golden kitchen and an Arvada dance studio, among myriad other locations. And I was a regular at Creative Mornings Denver, where I delivered a 30-second pitch and performed live elevator music with Brandi McMichael.

STILT LIFE

With twenty-two years of experience dancing on stilts, my strap-on game is as strong as ever. Peep my latest stilt reel. Here’s a few highlights, including an image that appeared on the front page of Vail Daily :)

Aspen Youth Center benefit * Boulder's Tube to Work Day * Daybreaker Denver * Decadence NYE * Denver Fashion Weekend * Erie's Boo on Briggs * Frisco's Fabulous Fourth of July * Fun City Thornton's grand opening * Lakewood's Diner en Blanc Denver * Littleton Block Party * A private graduation party * Cap Hill's Ren Faire-themed block party * Southglenn's Spooky Streets * Southlands Hometown Holiday Parade * Vail America Days * Winter Park's Red White & Buckstein Concert * Zumiez 100K at Keystone Resort* 16th Street activations

ENTERTAINMENT BOOKING

With more than two decades in the the entertainment business comes a robust performer and event production network. Consequently, I'm capable of booking almost anything. In 2025, I booked a grand opening DJ, bachelor party performers, go-go dancers, a character performer, a photo booth Grinch, a children's magician, block party performers and more. I got to perform at two of Portal's Meow Wolf takeovers. And I performed more live comedy music than ever at venues including Patio at Sloan's, Prismajic and Copper Mountain's Nowhere Pizza.

White Party of the Greek Gods / Image: Bahar Samani

NEW MUSIC

Unpopular opinion: Christmas sucks. Or at least it did for me until I discovered Santacon. Santacon, the holiday pub crawl originally known as Santarchy, proudly practices weird traditions like singing alternate lyrics to popular Christmas songs and giving “Misfit Toys” to passersby. It was in this weird, creative community that I first massaged Ludacris' promiscuity anthem “Area Codes” into a Christmas song of sorts. A LudaChristmas song, shall we say. For the recording, Denver producer El Javi reverse-engineered the original Ludacris beat and my duet partner Lex added some ad libs. Orange peel moses' LudaChristmas reimagining of “Area Codes” dropped December 1 on Spotify and other streaming platforms. Previewing it for Santacon revelers on Boulder's Pearl Street Mall was a gas. Keep your eyes peeled for our upcoming Adam Sandler cover :)

2025: A Year in Rearview