PRICING

All telegrams are delivered in costume, unless otherwise requested. Makeup or elaborate costumes cost more. We happily accept cash, checks, PayPal, Venmo, Cash (the app) and Zelle. Tips are immensely appreciated. Occasional discounts are available for customers who permit performances to be filmed for documentary purposes. Rates may vary depending on character, occasion (Valentine’s is our busiest day of the year, so rates may reflect that) and singer availability. If an agreed upon performer becomes somehow unavailable following booking, a suitable replacement will be found or a refund will be offered. The below rate chart isn’t yet formatted for mobile devices.