Seventy-five percent of Americans are dehydrated. Given that roughly seventy-five percent of Burners are American, there’s likely some demographic overlap. I’m all for “safety third” calculated risks, but not when it comes to hydration. Staying hydrated is my kink. We’ve spent countless dollars and hours making the pilgrimage to a surreal adult playground, why ruin a good time with heat stroke? “Water is Your Friend” is an ear worm that makes hydration easy to remember. Just a tip: If your golden showers are actually golden, you’re not drinking enough H2O. Piss clear-ish Playa pals - stream “Water is Your Friend” below.

STREAM “WATER IS YOUR FRIEND”

“Water is Your Friend” was written and sung / gargled by me - Orange peel moses - and produced by El Javi at Denver’s Wolf Howl Records. Drew Dugan at DVLP Music mastered it.

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