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Song for Howie Mandel

Song for Howie Mandel

Howie almost died
at a birthday once
See, he was choking on cake
it wasn't very fun

His normal voice was on hiatus
so he conjured a new one
If you've seen Bobby's World
Muppet Babies, Gremlins
that's where those voices came from
Howie voiced the cute Gremlin

When he piped up in that high-pitched voice
everyone just laughed
He got no Heimlich, nobody saved the boy
they thought he was just daft

So the next time you're choking on cake
There's no need to fear
You never know where life's gonna take you
you might end up right here…
Mr. Clean with the golden buzzer:)

Copyright 2019 George Swartz